foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!





nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body



zaymarjr:

teacher: why weren’t you here yesterday?

me:

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neatpotatoes:

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kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral




brendanworkbitch:

Rather have this then the iphone tbh



thatfunnyblog:

Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.